he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
