well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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