yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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