careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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