Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Houston, we have a squirter
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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