Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(423): View more from Tennessee

2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place

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(207): View more from Maine

saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.

(513): View more from Ohio

I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You know, be my cock's hype man.

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(404): View more from Georgia

it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself

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(513): View more from Ohio

Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

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