I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
about cumming, not toast
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people