Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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