I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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