3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Christians are straight up FREAKS
if you like me you must not know who I am
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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