dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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