He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
