the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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