He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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