help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I understand Curling. That high.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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