yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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