Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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