pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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