The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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