It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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