Can Purell be used as lube?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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