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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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