no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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