everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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