doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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