I need help removing her.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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