its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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