No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just invented taco cereal.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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