Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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