I am spending my child support on dildos
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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