i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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