talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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