I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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