she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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