hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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