Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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