Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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