We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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