is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Mom said you looked used
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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