I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
