So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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