My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I wish life had little blips of pornography
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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