I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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