There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
found the other keg... it's in the tree
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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