That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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