If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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