why didn't you poke me back
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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