Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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