i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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