I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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