At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
The power of my boobs compel you
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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