Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
