I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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