I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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