He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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